July

July 31st

It's chracteristic of almost 1/3 of high school and nearly half of college graduates.  What is it?

Answer: Read a book.

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July 30th

4 out of 10 Americans have never done it.  What?

Answer: Go to the dentist.

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July 29th

15% of married couples under the age of 35 do it every night.  What is it?

Answer: Have dinner together.

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July 28th

Nine out of ten people World-wide do this when they eat. What?

Answer:  Clean their plate.

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July 25th

The average one of these has about 200 people.  What is it?

Answer:  A wedding.

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July 24th

7 % of the people who go to the movies do this. What?

Answer:  Stay and watch the credits.

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July 23rd

What do the following have in common: grapes, tomatoes, kiwi, watermelon?

Answer:  They all grow on vines.

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July 22nd

You've got one, but not ONE of the first settlers of America did.  What is it?

Answer:  A middle name.  Nobody who came over on the Mayflower had one; it didn't become the custom for another 100 years.

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July 21st

Between now and 7 tonight, 15 million of these will be sold in America.  What?

Answer: Pizzas.

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July 18th

The truth is, you're really doing it 30% less than you think you are.  What is it?

Answer: Smiling.

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July 17th

Since 1990 the number of tourists going here has increased 800%.  Where is it?

Answer: Antarctica.

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July 16th

A quarter of us say the last time we panicked was because of this.  What?

Answer: Cell phone battery going dead.

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July 15th

These cost 10 times what they cost in the 80's.  What are they?

Answer:  College text books.

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July 14th

You'll probably lose 2 of these.  What?

Answer: Inches of height.

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July 11th

If you're an adult, the odds are 50/50 that you have one of these in your bedroom.  What is it?

Answer:  A night light.

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July 10th

According to 75% of those surveyed, THIS is the most rude thing you can do on the job.  What?

Answer:  Curse.

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July 9th

Women who do this are less likely to gain weight than women who don't.  What is it?

Answer:  Drink wine.

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July 8th

Forty years ago Americans ate 1/3 of the amount of this.  What?

Answer:  Cheese.

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July 1st

It works almost all of the time on TV, but in real life, it works about 10% of the time.  What is it?

Answer:  CPR.