May 31st

It will happen to you 700,000 times today.  What is it?

Answer: Inhale a flake of your own skin.

May 30th

When you were a kid what was most likely to make your Dad mad?  Nearly 1/3 of us said the same thing.  What was it?

Answer:  Leaving the lights on.

May 25th

3/4's of people over 40 DO while 3/4 under 40 DON'T.  What?

Answer: Have a paper phone book.

May 24th

There are 320 million tons of WHAT in the world?

Answer:  People.

May 23rd

You think it would be more, but just 1/3 of American homes have one.  What?

Answer:  A Welcome mat.

May 22nd

More than 700 of these sell in 10 seconds.  What is it?

Answer:  McDonald's hamburgers.

May 19th

The grilled cheese sandwich is America's #1 comfort food over all, but more than 1/3 of guys had another one in a recent survey.  What is it?

Answer:  Mashed potatoes.

May 18th

More than 1/2 of all women have one with them right now. What is it?

Answer: A mirror.

May 17th

Almost half of us have lied to our partners about this.  What?

Answer:  Food we've eaten.

May 16th

People are 50% more likely to do this when it's sunny.  What?

Answer:  Sing in the car.

May 15th

More than 60% of men say they kind of like it, 30% of men say they fear it.  What is it?

Answer:  Dancing.

May 12th

So he wouldn't be confused with Superman, Marvel Comics gave Spider-Man one of these.  What?

Answer:  A hyphen.

May 11th

The average man uses two, but the average woman uses 4.  What?

Answer:  Pillows to sleep on.

May 10th

It happens about every 40 seconds in America.  What is it?

Answer:  A house catches on fire.

May 9th

Almost 70% of us have one in our car, but we never use it.  What?

Answer: Cassette player.

May 8th

Almost half of parents these days allow their girls to do this before the age of 10.  What is it?

Answer:  Wear nail polish.

May 5th

Almost 3/4 of Millennial moms say they do it.  What?

Answer: Swear in front of the kids.

May 4th

60% of Americans consider THIS to be the biggest myth about office life.  What?

Answer:  The one hour lunch.

May 3rd

98% of American homes have one of these.  What is it?

Answer: A screwdriver.

May 2nd

Almost 80% of women say they have a secret stash of money for this.  What?

Answer:  Shoes.

May 1st

The oldest person ever do this was 82. Do what?

Answer:  Appear on "Dancing With The Stars" Cloris Leachman was 82 when she appeared on the show in 2008.