It will happen to you 700,000 times today. What is it?
Answer: Inhale a flake of your own skin.
When you were a kid what was most likely to make your Dad mad? Nearly 1/3 of us said the same thing. What was it?
Answer: Leaving the lights on.
3/4's of people over 40 DO while 3/4 under 40 DON'T. What?
Answer: Have a paper phone book.
There are 320 million tons of WHAT in the world?
You think it would be more, but just 1/3 of American homes have one. What?
Answer: A Welcome mat.
More than 700 of these sell in 10 seconds. What is it?
Answer: McDonald's hamburgers.
The grilled cheese sandwich is America's #1 comfort food over all, but more than 1/3 of guys had another one in a recent survey. What is it?
Answer: Mashed potatoes.
More than 1/2 of all women have one with them right now. What is it?
Answer: A mirror.
Almost half of us have lied to our partners about this. What?
Answer: Food we've eaten.
People are 50% more likely to do this when it's sunny. What?
Answer: Sing in the car.
More than 60% of men say they kind of like it, 30% of men say they fear it. What is it?
So he wouldn't be confused with Superman, Marvel Comics gave Spider-Man one of these. What?
Answer: A hyphen.
The average man uses two, but the average woman uses 4. What?
Answer: Pillows to sleep on.
It happens about every 40 seconds in America. What is it?
Answer: A house catches on fire.
Almost 70% of us have one in our car, but we never use it. What?
Answer: Cassette player.
Almost half of parents these days allow their girls to do this before the age of 10. What is it?
Answer: Wear nail polish.
Almost 3/4 of Millennial moms say they do it. What?
Answer: Swear in front of the kids.
60% of Americans consider THIS to be the biggest myth about office life. What?
Answer: The one hour lunch.
98% of American homes have one of these. What is it?
Answer: A screwdriver.
Almost 80% of women say they have a secret stash of money for this. What?
The oldest person ever do this was 82. Do what?
Answer: Appear on "Dancing With The Stars" Cloris Leachman was 82 when she appeared on the show in 2008.