(None of the people in this picture are nude. Or in the calendar. We think.)
Wearing the horns of chagrin today are a dozen or so members of the Clackamas County Sheriffs Department who grinned and preened in a midnight nude calendar shoot inside the county courthouse as a very special gift for a retiring deputy. These guys, and they're all guys, are sprawled around posing in provocative ways, with their naughty bits concealed except for the occasional moon. The sheriff is taking this all "very seriously," in contrast to the rest of the world, which will laugh up its sleeve as this story spreads.