You usually don't want to do it, but if you do this today you"ll most likely do it between 7:30 pm and 8:00 pm. What?
Just over half of us take a shower after we do this. What?
Answer: After we take a bath.
Almost 10% of vinyl record buyers have THIS in common. What is it?
Answer: They don't own a record player.
It's the most common non-contagious disease in the world. What is it?
Answer: Tooth decay.
Only 1% of Americans can do it. What?
Answer: Stick their big toe in their mouth.
Almost three quarters of Americans do this at least monthly. What is it?
Answer: Clip or use a coupon.
If you're average, you'll do it several times every day;the first time you'll do it today will be around 10:54 am. What is it?
Answer: Use a cuss word.
Next time you see 5 people in one place, look at them carefully. Odds are, one of them believes....WHAT?
Answer: That the earth is flat.
You'll have eaten around 3,000 of them in your lifetime; 3,000 WHAT?
Answer: Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
Over half of singles will do THIS on a first date, to make themselves feel more confident. What?
Answer: Wear black.
#1 place to lose your cell phone is….where?
Answer: The grocery store.
40% of woman have done it. Done what?
Answer: Thrown a shoe at a man.
Over 1/2 of us have this fantasy at least twice a month. What is it?
Answer: Quitting our jobs.
The average woman has twice as many of these as the average man. What is it?
The average woman has 11 of these, and doesn't want any of them. What?
Answer: Pounds she wants to lose.
In the bedroom, 80% of the time the woman in the relationship makes this decision. What?
Answer: Which side of the bed they'll sleep on.
We think this is kid's stuff, but almost a quarter of us have done it as an adult. What?
Answer: Climb a tree.
They’re everywhere, but on an average night you’ll find as many as 200 of these on the job at Disneyland. What?
Everybody does it, but most of us do it in 15 minutes or less. What?
Answer: Fall asleep at night.
Three-quarters of us do, which means a full quarter of us never do? What?
Answer: Use deodorant.