Out in the winter weather, your face is the hardest part to keep warm. What's the part of your face that pokes out farthest? Yup. Your nose. So let your nose lead the way in warmth with...the nose warmer. A British company has sprung up to fill this chilling need. The Nose Warmer Company will deliver to the United States for less than $4 and the most expensive Nose Warmer goes for about $9 so it's not too expensive to keep your nose happy.
Pictures are all from the website of The Nose Warmer Company, where you should go for the perfect "parents forced to be outside for an hour or two while the kids are trick or treating" accessory.
Or maybe it's the perfect "let's go to a Christmas Tree Farm and stand outside for an hour while we decide on a tree and get it on the car" accessory?
I really want his name to be "Rudolph.