Even though they are useless, one in 300 of us save these things. What are they?
Answer: Old calendars.
The average one of these lasts five days. What is it?
Answer: A toilet paper roll.
In 17 U.S. States there are laws explicitly banning THIS from bike lanes. What is it?
The 10 least visited National Parks in America have something in common; what is it?
Answer: They're all in Alaska.