We're just putting out fall and Halloween decorations whilst Hallmark Channel is busy tying the final red and green bows on their new stable of THIRTY SIX NEW Christmas movies!! If you're new to this tradition, 90% of the movies are usually about someone coming back home from the big city at Christmas to tussle with their past and fall in love. And about 90% of them star Candace Cameron Bure (of Full House fame). And you will likely turn on either one of the two Hallmark channels and stumble upon one you've already seen but sit through the whole. damn. thing. again. That is if you're like me and a sucker for anything with a Christmas carol and a snow-dusted lane.
Stock up on your eggnog, Hallmark says they plan to start showing Christmas movies October 27.