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Posted June 21st, 2013 @ 9:33am

A man asks his wife, "If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?" She replies, "I'd love to be six again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Off to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, soda and M&M's. What a day! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?" The wife replied, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

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