Nearly Impossible Question - December 2017

December 22nd 

Almost 1/2 of all mall Santa's have something in common.  What is it?

Answer:  That they're college graduates.

December 21st

It's true for 3/4's of us around the holidays.  What is it?

Answer:  We feel obligated to buy gifts for people we don't want to buy for.

December 20th

It's never happened before, but now a majority of Americans say they prefer WHAT?

Answer:  An artificial Christmas tree.

December 19th

70% of us will do this at Christmas dinner this year.  What?

Answer:  Eat something we don't like.

December 18th

90% of Millennials will do this during the holiday season.  What?

Answer:  Help a family member with a tech gift.

December 14th

More than 1/2 of us call this the most unthoughtful Christmas present ever.  What is it?

Answer:  Lotion.

December 13th

This time of year, it happens 15,000 times a second in the United States.  What? 

Answer:  Somebody uses a credit card.

December 12th

Everybody says they don't, but secretly 1/4 of Americans do.  What?

Answer:  Eat Fruitcake.

December 11th

96% of us plan to purchase at least one of these during the holiday season.  What is it?

Answer:  A gift card.

December 8th

Almost 1/4 of single women who have this, say they wouldn't mention it on a first date.  What is it?

Answer:  A cat.

December 7th

Most common items in a car glove box; #1 is registration and #2 is insurance card.  What's #3?

Answer:  Napkins.

December 6th

Almost 20% of us say we've accidentally done this while Christmas shopping.  What?

Answer:  Tried to get into the wrong car in the parking lot.

December 5th

More than a quarter of us admit that we've done THIS at the office holiday party.  What?

Answer:  Fall asleep.

December 4th

It'll happen to almost 100% of Japanese, 3/4 of Canadians, and about 45% of Americans. What?

Answer:  Cremation.

December 1st

There are 422 for every human on Earth.  What are they?

Answer:  Trees.

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