Here's the gist: A kid confronts his mom and asks if he's adopted, because he's always being teased at school *insert dramatic music*. His mom tells him not to listen to what other people say, but he demands an explanation, removes his clothes, and questions why the hell he has four bottles attached to his back. His mom bursts into tears andremoves her head to reveal an RC Cola bottle.
Even the offish RC Cola Philippines Twitter account acknowledges that it JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Basta.